Week Sauce (7/22)

Weekend immune system

A new study in the Journal of Experimental Criminology reveals that older burglars outperform their younger counterparts in virtual burglaries.
Which just makes sense. Every career is tougher when you’re just breaking in.

The assistant manager of a South Carolina Burger King has been arrested for serving french fries that had been thrown in the trash.
However, police have been unable to determine how the customers could tell the difference.