Week Sauce (6/8)

Weekend immune system

A bar in Idaho is celebrating “Heterosexual Awareness Month” because “without them, none of us would be here.”
Well, some of us would.

Jennifer Lopez has cancelled her planned summer concert tour, saying she plans to spend more time with her family.
Which is disappointing news... for her family.

Memphis, Tennessee has been ranked the worst city in America for deadly car accidents.
The safest town? Atlantis.

Brother Marquis of rap group 2 Live Crew has passed away at the age of 57.
In lieu of flowers, his family is asking for donations to erectile dysfunction research.

In a scientific ranking of animals deadliest to humans, mosquitoes are number one, killing 725,000 people per year.
Coming in at number 10: Alec Baldwin.