Week Sauce (6/7)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s events. Enjoy!
Sesame Street is celebrating Pride Month, saying: “On our street, everyone is welcome.”
Okay, the cops really need to check this guy’s hard drive.
In Colorado, dogs can now be official witnesses at weddings.
But you have to spell out “W-A-L-K down the aisle” or they go crazy.
Joy Behar said Democrats should spend money on teaching men not to be sexist.
Meanwhile, men say Democrats should spend money teaching Joy Behar to balance a beachball on her nose.
Elon Musk said his son recently gave him a black eye.
He didn’t specify which of his sons, or which of his families.
Eric Swalwell has put out a TikTok video showing him eating a taco, part of the Democrats’ “Trump Always Chickens Out” messaging.
You can tell Swalwell’s heart isn’t in it, though. He prefers Chinese.
The Walt Disney Company has laid off hundreds of employees, the fourth such layoff in the past year.
So far, Disney has identified only seven of them.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has ordered the renaming of the US Naval Ship Harvey Milk.
He’s not anti-gay, just lactose-intolerant.
Congratulations to Madonna’s father, Silvio Ciccone, who just turned 94 years old.
And congrats to Madonna’s latest face, which is 94 days old.
Joe Biden put out a written statement claiming he made all the decisions during his presidency.
He added: “I’m definitely the one writing this and not my beautiful genius wife, who’s a doctor, by the way.”
Sunny Hostin has been attending the Sean “Puffy” Combs trial, and she says she caught him staring at her.
He was just worried she was late for her taping of RuPaul’s Drag Race.