Week Sauce (6/29)

Weekend immune system

After Joe Biden’s disastrous debate performance, many Democrats are calling for him to step down.
Easier said than done.

Will Smith will perform a new song at the BET Awards this Sunday.
The advance word is: It slaps.

Climate protesters disrupted a golf tournament in Connecticut, wearing t-shirts that said “No Golf on a Dead Planet.”
Which is the main reason I’m okay with the planet dying.

Archeologists in Spain have uncovered a bottle of the world’s oldest wine.
Not to be confused with the world’s oldest wino.

Happy Birthday to Bubbles the chimp, who just turned 41.
And he still has his original nose.

Elon Musk says Star Wars is now “woke propaganda,” and Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy is “more deadly than the Death Star.”
According to one corporate insider, who wishes to remain anonymous: “A man-hating hag, she is.”