Week Sauce (6/1)

Weekend immune system

Fewer teenagers are driving than ever before, with only one out of 25 drivers on the road being age 19 or under.
Although to be fair, most people over 80 don’t drive themselves around either.

According to a new report in Politico, Democrats are in a “full-blown freakout” about Joe Biden’s chances in November.
The worst part is Joe constantly asking, “Wait, what happens in November?”

James Carville says the Democratic Party’s messaging is “full of $#!+.”
Incidentally, so are Biden’s diapers.

According to a new NBC News poll, 73% of voters believe America is “out of control” under President Biden.
Another thing he can’t control: urine.

White liberal woman are paying thousands of dollars to participate in “rage ritual” retreats in the woods, where they scream and smash sticks on the ground.
Maybe they should try a more peaceful, relaxing environment? Somewhere they know they belong?