Week Sauce (5/25)

Weekend immune system

Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi is dead.
His advisors did warn him not to take that helicopter trip, but nobody likes to hear “Ayatollah so.”

Plus-size travel influencer Jae’lynn Chaney is complaining that she didn’t receive “wheelchair assistance” after a recent flight.
”If they won’t help you, I will,” said a salad.

A transgender athlete was booed at a track meet in Oregon after winning a women’s 400-meter race.
No matter your beliefs, you gotta feel bad for the guy.

As of 2022, daily marijuana use has become more common in America than daily alcohol use. 
That’s according to a new study from the National Institute of Why Is Everybody Looking at Me?

Red Lobster has filed for bankruptcy.
Not the whole restaurant, just this lil’ fella.