Week Sauce (5/18)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I post some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
About 30 students walked out of Duke University’s commencement ceremony to protest guest speaker Jerry Seinfeld.
Come on, guys, Unfrosted wasn’t that bad!
At Princeton University, antisemitic students have ended their hunger strike after 10 days.
They knew they’d made a mistake when they realized they weren’t allowed to eat anything.
Eurovision contestant Bambie Thug openly wept when Israel made the finals of the song contest.
As an American, I’m proud to have no idea what any of that means.
Fans of Gayle King were delighted to see the 69-year-old grandmother on the cover of the 2024 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
“She looks radiant,” exclaimed one fan.
Legendary filmmaker Roger Corman has passed away at the age of 98.
His funeral wasn’t very good, but at least it was cheap to produce.