Week Sauce (5/11)

Weekend immune system

The CEO of erectile-dysfunction company Hims & Hers is walking back his praise of antisemitic campus protesters, after his company’s stock tanked over the weekend.
If only there was a pill that would make it go up again...

Center Street, publisher of Kristi Noem’s autobiography, has announced that future editions will not contain her debunked story about meeting Kim Jong Un.
It’s too late, guys. There’s no un-shooting that dog.

When Karine Jean-Pierre was asked about Kristi Noem’s insinuation that Joe Biden’s dogs should be shot for biting people, she replied: “This is a country that loves dogs."
As one commenter noted: “Well, that depends on the recipe.”

According to the Wall Street Journal, left-wing activist groups have been training and supplying the antisemitic protests on college campuses.
“That’s shocking news,” said a bear $#!++ing in the woods.

RFK Jr. has announced he had a dead worm removed from his brain.
In retrospect, maybe Sirhan Sirhan was just trying to help.