Week Sauce (4/20!)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I post some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
The white Ford Bronco used in the infamous O.J. Simpson chase may soon be up for sale, and the owners hope to fetch at least $1.5 million.
It would be even higher, but the glove compartment doesn’t actually contain the bloody knife.
According to O.J. Simpson’s lawyer, the Juice was chilling on the couch, drinking beer and watching TV, just two weeks before his death from cancer.
They have beer where he is now, but it isn’t administered orally.
Dermatologists are warning that all-body deodorants are unnecessary, and may even be harmful.
Obviously they’ve never had to share an elevator with this guy.
RFK Jr. now says he turned down the Trump campaign’s offer to run as his VP.
But he appreciates being given a shot.
Researchers in Hong Kong have discovered that rats can be trained to understand numbers.
However, that won’t stop the Chinese from eating them.
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