Week Sauce (3/9)

Weekend immune system

Nikki Haley has suspended her campaign for president.
While disappointed, she hopes this will help raise awareness that she was running for president.

Sydney Sweeney hosted Saturday Night Live last week.
Critics loved it for two great big reasons: her talent and her charm.

California Representative Katie Porter has lost her bid for the Senate and isn’t running for reelection in the House.
She plans to spend more time screaming at her family.

Porter is now claiming the election was rigged.
Also rigged: Her bathroom scale.

The restaurant where the final scene of The Sopranos was filmed is being remodeled, and that infamous booth is being auctioned on eBay.
The winner will never be announced.

In Los Angeles, the driver of a Tesla Cybertruck crashed into the iconic Beverly Hills Hotel sign.
Guess he was looking for hidden charges.

Twitter is now reinstating rules about misgendering and deadnaming trans people.
“It’s about time,” snarled one trans woman.

John Fetterman is standing firm with Israel, opposing a lot of the Democrats who backed his election to the Senate.
It’s like the Dems created some sort of... monster.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was accosted by protesters at a Brooklyn mall because she refuses to accuse Israel of genocide.
It’s unbelievable. Who goes to the mall anymore?