Week Sauce (3/8)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!
Hunter Biden is asking a federal judge to drop his lawsuit against an ex-Trump staffer for allegedly “hacking” him, claiming he’s too broke to continue.
The ex-president’s son is so desperate for cash, he’s thinking of selling what’s left of his cocaine.
Despite Hunter Biden’s claim that his Los Angeles home is unlivable because of the wildfires, current photos show the house is still completely intact.
In Hunter’s defense, he’s a notorious liar.
A Connecticut honors student has sued her school district because she can’t read or write.
She even spelled it S-O-O.
While accepting the Oscar for Best Actress in the film Anora, Mikey Madison gave thanks to the “sex worker community.”
Which is just another term for Hollywood.
Joy Behar says she would never donate a kidney to save the life of a Trump voter.
Whereas Trump voters say they don’t want a kidney from an elderly alcoholic.
A Flamin’ Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon character has sold for almost $90,000 at auction.
That really burns my butt. Not the price, the Cheeto.
Casey Anthony is now trying to rebrand herself as a legal advocate for the LGBTQ community because she hates Trump.
Hey, nobody wants to end up like the last person who didn’t listen to her.
Researchers say the harder you try to be happy, the more miserable you are.
That’s why they just gave up and became researchers.
Scientists say they’re one step closer to reviving the wooly mammoth, after creating genetically engineered wooly mice.
The tricky part will be getting a female mouse to mate with an elephant.
A St. Louis man has been convicted twice in six months of having sex with a seat on a commuter train.
In his defense, the train car didn’t have a No Seat F***ing sign.
