Week Sauce (3/30)

Weekend immune system

Welcome to Week Sauce, where I post some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!

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Yellowstone star Forrie J. Smith was kicked off a flight in Houston for refusing to sit next to someone wearing a mask.
Can you blame him? Imagine getting stuck on a plane next to a journalist.

U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres is calling for “reparatory justice frameworks” — AKA reparations — to make up for the evils of slavery.
Also, he’s still trying to collect from that freeloader Han Solo.

Democrats are panicking about RFK Jr.’s presidential bid, fearing he’ll pull enough votes from Biden to put Trump back in the White House.
After 60 years, suddenly it’s okay for Dems to take shots at a Kennedy.