Week Sauce (3/1)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!
According to Chris Christie, the Trump administration is a “clown car.”
No wonder he didn’t fit in.
Psychologists say using periods in texts can dramatically increase their emotional impact.
Unfortunately, some people are completely period-free.
In Ukraine, a topless feminist with a Hitler mustache protested in front of the German embassy.
In her defense, she was blitzed.
Hilaria Baldwin says she had no idea what a prenuptial agreement was when she married Alec, but she signed one anyway.
Hey, if you wanna be a Baldwin, you gotta shoot your shot.
Kathleen Kennedy, president of Lucasfilm, reportedly plans to step down by the end of the year.
I speak for all Star Wars fans when I say... [DO MR. SPOCK SALUTE] Live long and prosper!
Some Canadians are protesting the Trump administration by refusing to travel to the United States.
While some other Canadians just won’t go away.
In London, three men are on trial for stealing a solid-gold toilet worth $6 million.
And here they thought they’d be flush.
CNN’s Jake Tapper is publishing a book about the cover-up of Joe Biden’s dementia, titled Original Sin.
Because somebody already took If I Did It.
In Bogota, Colombia, police nabbed a man trying to board a plane with $10,000 worth of cocaine smuggled under his hairpiece.
Authorities became suspicious when fellow passengers kept trying to snort his dandruff.
Gavin Newsom has announced a new podcast, titled This Is Gavin Newsom.
Talk about a fireside chat.
In Berlin, Germany, pranksters painted a 65-foot-long penis on the roof of a school.
It’s still only the second-biggest dick in German history.