Week Sauce (2/15)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!
Delaware Democrat Chris Coons is defending USAID’s use of taxpayer dollars to fund an Iraqi version of Sesame Street.
He says it teaches children valuable lessons, such as the dangers of stealing.
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on winning the Super Bowl.
And good luck to Taylor Swift on finding her next boyfriend.
Eagles fans celebrated with the traditional Philly street riot.
They smashed windows, toppled traffic lights, and mispronounced most words.
The Kansas City Chiefs lost by 18 points, and didn’t score at all in the first half.
I haven’t seen a blowout like that since 1996.
Norwegian Cruise Lines is offering an 11-day Caribbean cruise for nudists.
Clothing is optional, but you’ll want to pack a blindfold.
Researchers now say psychological stress can make you more susceptible to itchy skin.
Wait. Did I pronounce “susceptible” right? [START SCRATCHING ALL OVER]
A doctor in Florida claims that eating cheese before drinking alcohol can help prevent a hangover.
But other researchers say her theory is full of holes.
A zoo in China is now selling bottles of tiger urine.
It costs $7, which seems like a lot for a Bud Light.
According to researchers, the best time to take a nap is 1:42 p.m.
Coincidentally, that’s also the best time to fire a lazy employee.