Week Sauce (12/9)

Weekend immune system

Joy Behar was embarrassed on The View this week when a guest said he saw her take off her shoes on a plane.
Hey, it was a long flight and she needed to rest her hooves.

OnlyFans model Sami Sheen, daughter of Charlie, recently showed off her new boob job on Instagram.
She’s six months late, but it’s still a nice gift for Father’s Day.

When Time magazine asked Taylor Swift about her old albums, she replied: “I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head every time I put out a new one.”
This is what we get for allowing women to read.

This year’s Robert F. Kennedy Ripple of Hope Award gala was hosted by Alec Baldwin.
Fortunately, there were no fatalities.
Hey, who better to honor RFK than this staunch opponent of gun violence?

A factory in Oregon is planning to manufacture 10,000 two-legged robots a year.
Democrats are already writing up legislation allowing the robots to vote.

Angelina Jolie says she’s moving away from Los Angeles, saying it’s “not a healthy place.”
What a strange thing to say.

John Kerry and Kamala Harris took separate jets to the UN climate change conference in Dubai.
Can you blame the guy? Who wants to spend 15 hours stuck with this?

A coffee company owned by Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan is suing a coffee company owned by Yellowstone star Cole Hauser for trademark infringement.
[INDULGENT CHUCKLE] Oh, those cowboys!

Over 750 Washington Post employees went on strike yesterday.
I’m telling you now because otherwise you’d never know.

The leader of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, or CAIR, says he was “happy to see” the October 7 Hamas attack on Israeli civilians.
And now we’re all Islamophobes for noticing.

Julia Roberts has revealed that she once had a “positive experience” on psychedelic mushrooms.
So I wasn’t hallucinating. That was her!