Week Sauce (12/7)

Weekend immune system

In a not-so-shocking reversal, Joe Biden has issued a sweeping 10-year pardon to his son Hunter.
In his defense, Joe won’t remember it tomorrow.

Democrat women are now bragging about irreversibly sterilizing themselves because Trump won the election.
Finally, both sides of the aisle can agree.

The Kamala Harris campaign is still fundraising to pay off $20 million in debt.
That’s a hell of a bar tab!

Hunter Biden allegedly tried to pay off $300,000 in back rent with paintings he made from his own poop.
I think it’s great that he finally got his $#!+ together.

Researchers say obesity can be a risk factor in developing Alzheimer’s disease.
Which is why you can’t remember how you got so fat.

A town in Ontario, Canada has been fined $10,000 for failing to declare the month of June “Pride Month.”
As if living in Canada isn’t punishment enough.

A Japanese company has created an A.I.-powered bathtub that can clean the human body with tiny air bubbles.
Was there a problem with soap?

Scientists say obesity drugs like Ozempic may reduce the craving for alcohol.
Unfortunately, it’s too late for some.

According to a top Democrat fundraiser, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi did not want Joe Biden to endorse Kamala Harris.
They would’ve preferred someone more electable, like Mark Kelly, Josh Shapiro, or the Zodiac Killer.