Week Sauce (12/16)

Weekend immune system

According to the New York Post, the highest-rated Disney theme parks on Yelp are Tokyo’s DisneySea and Disneyland.
The lowest-rated? Disneyland Gaza.

Madonna has angered fans by being several hours late to the first show on her American tour.
There was a technical issue, but eventually stagehands were able to reinstall her buttocks.

Hunter Biden held a press conference outside the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, vowing to resist being deposed until Congress meets his demands:
More hookers and crack.