Week Sauce (1/20)
Weekend immune system
In a scientific first, researchers have kept a cloned monkey alive for two years.
As you can see, he’s healthy and thriving.
A few Madonna fans have filed a class-action lawsuit because she keeps starting her shows late.
If you’re still going to Madonna concerts in 2024, do you really have anywhere else to be?
Or: They’re angry that they keep missing the early bird special at Denny’s. See, because Madonna is old and her fans are old.
Green Day played a surprise acoustic concert this week in a Manhattan subway station.
According to one reviewer: “Come on, man, I’m just trying to get home.”