Week Sauce (1/18)

Weekend immune system

Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!

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The homeless L.A. man caught on camera trying to start a fire with a blowtorch is an illegal alien from Mexico.
Mayor Bass has just named him Fire Chief.

Meghan Markle is postponing the debut of her new Netflix cooking show because of the L.A. wildfire disaster.
Unfortunately, the footage was not lost in the fire.

Due to the L.A. wildfires, the 67th annual Grammy Awards may be delayed or even cancelled.
Unfortunately, most of the nominees plan to continue making music.

Researchers say drinking grape juice regularly can significantly lower the chances of erectile dysfunction in older men.
In other news, Bill Clinton has been hospitalized after chugging fifteen gallons of grape juice.

Joy Behar says she would never perform at Trump’s inauguration.
Which is too bad, because that would be an inaugural first.

A Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist for the Washington Post has been arrested for possession of child pornography.
How disgusting. A Pulitzer?!?