Week Sauce (11/18)
Weekend immune system
O.J. Simpson has been spotted in Las Vegas, looking feeble and frail.
Reportedly, the Juice is so weak that he needs someone else to cut up his victims.
Singer Pink has been giving out books at her Florida concerts, claiming the books have been banned in the state.
All that reading she claims to do, yet she doesn’t know the word “paradox.”
Lizzo says she’s trying to change her relationship with food.
Currently, that relationship is “negligent landlord.”
Fans of folk singer Buffy Sainte-Marie are reeling, after a recent report that her claims of Native American ancestry are an elaborate fabrication.
“I can’t believe anyone would do this,” said one fan.
Snoop Dogg says he’s “giving up smoke.”
From now on he’s sticking to vaping, edibles, and THC suppositories.
Michigan Representative Rashida Tlaib is reportedly a member of a secret Facebook group that glorifies Hamas.
This is not to be confused with her public statements glorifying Hamas.
Ah, another taste of the Jimmy we grew to love before he semi-abandoned us for the big time. If I were he, I would have totally abandoned us degenerates! ;-)
Another week of good jokes that didn't make the cut. That's a tough job. I especially liked the Buffy Sainte-Marie and Lizzo jokes. Right on target.