Week Sauce (1/11)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!
When asked about Los Angeles firefighters running out of water — while standing directly in front of a burning house — California Governor Gavin Newsom said: “Local folks are gonna figure that out.”
In particular, Newsom blames this LA local.
Donald Trump is blaming Gavin Newsom for the LA wildfires, saying runoff water wasn’t diverted to southern California reservoirs because of an endangered fish.
Okay, but this is the fish.
The LA fires have forced President Biden to cancel his scheduled trip to Italy this weekend.
He was really looking forward to finally meeting Chef Boyardee.
Now that Jennifer Lopez has finalized her divorce from Ben Affleck, she’s keeping his $5 million engagement ring.
She might was well have it for the next time he proposes.
Joe Biden says: “I know more world leaders than any one of you have ever met in your whole goddamn life!”
The previous record-holder could not be reached for comment.
The president of Mexico has announced a “panic button” phone app for Mexicans facing deportation from the United States.
Here’s what it sounds like when you hit the button.