Week Sauce (10/19)

Weekend immune system

Kamala Harris is now being accused of plagiarism.
When reached for comment, Harris insisted: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

Tim Walz went on a pheasant hunt this weekend, but he had a little trouble reloading his shotgun.
The trick is to stay loaded at all times.

Kamala’s “Opportunity Agenda for Black Men” includes legalizing marijuana.
Does this mean she’ll release all the guys in California she locked up?

In her interview with Bret Baier, Kamala Harris claimed she prosecuted the Guadalajara Cartel, even though it fell apart years before she became a prosecutor.
But then, she’s always taking credit for things that have already collapsed.

Reality TV star Kristin Cavallari says she believes Kanye West has been replaced with a clone.
“That’s completely ridiculous,” replied Kanye West’s clone.

Yahya Sinwar, mastermind of the October 7 massacre, has been killed by the IDF.
He really gave Israel a piece of his mind.

A coffee shop in Oakland, California is offering a drink called “Sweet Sinwar,” which they claim is not named after the dead terrorist.
It’s tasty, but it’ll give you a splitting headache.

In his eulogy for Ethel Kennedy, Bill Clinton said, “She would flirt with me in the most innocent ways.”
So now we know how she died.