Still fighting this nose/throat/sinus thing, but I was able to edit out most of the grosser sounds. Other than the sound of my voice, of course!
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It’s Friday, February 6, 2026. I’m allegedly Jim Treacher. And believe it or not, I’m actually handling my firing better than those Washington Post losers are handling theirs.
That audio you just heard, courtesy of an NBC reporter named Paul Wagner, was from a rally outside the offices of the Washington Post yesterday. A bunch of ex-employees decided to show the whole world why it was a good idea to fire them.
For one thing: No, you don’t make the Post. That’s why you’re outside yelling, instead of inside typing up stories nobody wants to read.
Here’s a better chant:
1, 2, 4, 3!
We don’t like reality!
Just chant that over and over until everybody gets bored.
