Too Much News
Stuff keeps happening
There’s a lot going on right now, huh?
Let me try to recap the past few days as best as I can…
Greta Thunberg staged yet another dumb publicity stunt, this time to protest the existence of Jews.
She claimed to be carrying “aid” to Gaza on a boat that was quickly dubbed the “selfie yacht,” but the only cargo she cared about was herself. The Israelis boarded the yacht and arrested her and her equally useless traveling companions, which was of course her goal all along.
The ridiculous child then claimed to have been “kidnapped,” because Human is her second language. She’s the real hostage, folks! I’d like to tear down the posters.
As a form of rehabilitation, Israel tried to make her watch the GoPro footage that her Hamas comrades shot as they massacred over 1,000 innocent people on 10/7. She refused, calling it “propaganda.” She’s just another Nazi, denying the slaughter of Jews.
Israel then deported the autistic activist, putting her on a plane back to wherever she came from. Sweden, I think? Norway? One of those.
And they put her in coach, right next to the toilet, because Jews are natural-born comedians.
Her fans are outraged, of course:
The Nazis used boxcars, and the Israelis use El Al. Same thing, basically.
In the meantime, the climate will just have to fend for itself until it becomes trendy again.
What else is going on? Let’s see…