Three Ways Dems Can Still #ResistTrump
No humility, all futility
Republicans are getting everything they wanted, and Democrats are getting an ulcer.
Those poor Dems just don’t know what to do. Somehow, lying about Joe Biden’s dementia and pretending Kamala was an acceptable candidate didn’t work. The more dishonest they were, the less anybody believed them. Since when does that happen to a Democrat?
Now they’re completely powerless to stop anything that’s happening right in front of their disbelieving eyes, and their usual publicity stunts aren’t working.
But all is not yet lost, Dems. Here are a few basic, common-sense steps you can take right now to stop your hated enemies.
Action 1: Destroy Your Phone
What do you use your phone for? Well, you’re a Democrat, so tweeting, mostly. And who owns Twitter? Elon Musk. Booooo! Show him who’s boss by destroying your own property.
Smash it with a hammer. Throw it at a brick wall. Melt it in a microwave oven. Grind it up in the blender. It doesn’t matter how you get it done, as long as you show everybody you mean business.
Of course, this means someone else with a smartphone will need to film your noble act of dissent and tweet it out, because there’s no point in performing without an audience. But it’ll work, trust me.