The REAL Fire Alarm Is White Supremacy
You're a racist for noticing a black man caught on camera committing a federal crime
There are any number of plausible reasons Jamaal Bowman pulled a fire alarm in a congressional office building as his party was preparing for a vote they feared they’d lose. There’s a perfectly good explanation why he was caught on camera committing a federal crime.
Did you even stop to consider:
He thought “FIRE ALARM” meant “ABSOLUTELY NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, A FIRE ALARM.”
Think about it. If there’s a fire, where do you want to be? That’s right: outside. He just wanted to go outside.
He did it for his prank-focused YouTube channel.
He’s learned so much Ukrainian that he forgot how to read in English.
You’re a racist for noticing.
That last one is the most important. Rep. Bowman is, as you may have noticed, black. I mean Black. That means any White person — I mean white person — who criticizes Bowman is a racist. And any Black person who criticizes him is in league with racists. It all makes sense when you don’t think about it.
“But he was obviously trying to delay a vote he thought his party would lose!” I hear you holler. Wow. White supremacy is everywhere.
Here’s Bowman’s explanation, you racist:
“Today, as I was rushing to make a vote, I came to a door that is usually open for votes but today would not open. I am embarrassed to admit that I activated the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking it would open the door. I regret this and sincerely apologize for any confusion this caused.”
See? He specifically denies doing what he obviously did. BOOM. Nice try, cracker.
And here’s his chief of staff:
“Congressman Bowman did not realize he would trigger a building alarm as he was rushing to make an urgent vote. The Congressman regrets any confusion.”
See? He didn’t know the fire alarm was a fire alarm. What’s confusing about that?
Obviously this man isn’t deceptive or dishonest. He’s merely stupid. Incredibly moronic. The most brainless MF’er you ever heard of. Why not give him credit for being honest about his abject mental retardation, instead of your usual partisan point-scoring based on nothing but objective reality?
Don’t be a racist: Admit Jamaal Bowman is dumb as hell.