R.I.P'Nut
What did he ever do to anybody?
Now, here’s the story of a little fellow named P’Nut.
The polls are all over the place, but most of them look like this.
49/49. For all intents and purposes, 50/50.
A coin toss.
You know who else liked to toss a coin?
“The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.”
So maybe this is what we deserve.
Either way, one of these two candidates is going to win.
Then the other candidate will claim it was stolen.
Everyone will just keep getting dumber and dumber and dumber.
And somehow it’ll be my fault.
Yikes, all those images and I’ve hit Substack’s data limit already. Worth it?
Tomorrow, I might try one of those subscriber chats. If you guys want to celebrate, or complain, or whatever the case may be. Either way, good luck!
What I can't figure out is why a complaint about a wild, rabies-vector animal living in a home requires an armed response? A couple Animal Control agents and maybe a cop for back-up should be enough. Don't even issue a warrant. Now, if the homeowner is uncooperative, sure, get a warrant and send a couple of squad cars. But sending a SWAT team for a squirrel as your first move? That's nuts.
I'm reminded of a great quote: "Any government big enough to give you everything you need, is big enough to take everything you have." Oh, you love that squirrel? Well, lemme see here ... Section 3, subsection F, paragraph 2a says, and I'm quoting here, "tough shit."
See, Peanut and his untimely demise is what you get when you are a one issue voter who only cares about that one issue, and not actual, you know, "Governing Principles."
Congratulations, New York, you sacrificed your principles so you could have Abortion on demand and now you're shocked that the Leviathan government will do whatever the hell it wants?
I'm not.