Remember Pearl Harbor
It’s December 7, the 81st anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. And as the Japanese soon learned, payback is a bitch.
Yeah, well, they shouldn’t have attacked us. Don’t start none, won’t be none. #FAFO
The following is not photoshopped or faked in any way:
Somebody at the Washington Post actually typed those words, in that order. Another person, possibly several, then approved it for publication. They did this on purpose. And they actually got paid for it!
The newspaper headline is even better:
Overrepresents… men named… Mike.
The Babylon Bee is now redundant. You can’t parody this stuff. All you can do is quote it.
Oh, Joe Biden is doing just fine. Why do you ask?
And everybody just shrugs. It’s good to be a Democrat.
Jason Martinez is a local news anchor in Philadelphia, and he just saw something that concerns him greatly:
Does it make me feel safer than what? Safer than getting robbed at a gas station? Yeah, I’d say it’s safer than that.
Would I go to a gas station with armed guards posted by the pumps? If it was the only way to fill up my tank without someone attacking me, yeah, I think I would.
What are the odds that this journalist will go back to that gas station in a month and ask if there’s more violent crime or less? Wouldn’t it be something if the journos actually admitted this works?
Democrats claim to care about what happened to Paul Pelosi. Democrats also support suppressing all evidence of the attack:
And then Democrats blame us for asking why. They call us “conspiracy theorists” for wanting to know what happened and asking why the authorities don’t want us to see the evidence.
Stop asking what they’re hiding. Stop noticing that they’re hiding it. Stop expecting Democrats to stop blaming Republicans for stuff they haven’t done. Go back to sleep.
More stuff is happening with the Twitter Files. You can read all about it here:
I don’t really have an opinion yet. I want to see what they’ve got. But it’s already clear that Twitter made a huge mistake in suppressing the NY Post’s story about Hunter Biden’s laptop, and they realized their mistake almost immediately. The rest has just been ass-covering.
It took a weird South African billionaire to finally get to the bottom of it. That’s why all the journos are so angry. They think they’re the final arbiters of the truth, and they don’t want all these pesky facts in the way.
The final season of Better Call Saul was the best television show of 2022, and it was one of the best shows ever made. At least as good as Breaking Bad, if not better. And they almost didn’t get to finish it! Fortunately, Bob Odenkirk fully recovered from his heart attack halfway through filming the season, and he did the finest work of his career in those last few episodes.
But what if he hadn’t made it? What if he died after filming the scene where Lalo strolled into Kim and Jimmy’s apartment and changed their lives forever? That would’ve been it, right? If I were Vince Gilligan, I would’ve just called off the whole show out of respect.
But not ol’ Bob, no sirree:
That guy is so humble, it actually makes me a little bit angry. But I don’t doubt his sincerity. He really does see himself as just a hardworking guy who got lucky, which he is, and not one of the best actors of his generation who created one of the greatest characters in TV history, which he also is. It’s not false humility. Odenkirk really does hate himself that much, and I love the guy for it.
But who in the world could’ve possibly replaced him? Who else could play the role he perfected over the course of a decade? Who would be crazy or desperate enough to jump in at the last minute?
Hey, wait, hold on…
Happy Hump Day! You have 18 more shopping days left to get me something for Christmas. Have you found the perfect present yet? Why haven’t you found it yet? Are you even looking?
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"Does it make me feel safer than what? Safer than getting robbed at a gas station? Yeah, I’d say it’s safer than that."
#HellerWasRight
As an alternative, I'd suggest that everyone in NJ carry a sidearm for their own self-protection. It'll drive down your costs at that business to boot!
Does Jesse Martinez feel better when people are violently assaulted just because they got gas? Is that the world he wants to live in? I don't know. I do know he's a pussy who thinks that his Twitter Hot Take is all matters. Yes, I called him a pussy, because that's a pussy move. I'm not sorry. More people need to be called out and called what they are. May it be a pussy or a baby or whatever.
Being called a pussy is not 'phobic" because I mean to say he's behaving like a small little kitty cat. Hey, if you think I was talking about women genitalia, stop being a perv.