President Biden Must Disarm the Secret Service Immediately
If he believes his own rhetoric on guns, that is
Guns are bad. Joe Biden said so. Why would he lie?
And for once, his administration isn’t backpedalling like mad after he makes a public statement:
At this point in Biden’s life, the only action he wants is an uneventful bowel movement.
But okay, let’s assume for the sake of argument that this is true. Biden wants some sort of action on guns? Then here’s what he needs to do:
Disarm the Secret Service.
Biden lives in the most heavily guarded building on the continent. Wherever he goes, whatever he does, he’s constantly surrounded by guns. Hell, there are snipers on the roof of the White House 24/7. Guns everywhere.
If more guns were indeed the solution, Biden would live in the safest house in the world. But he and his administration tell us that the opposite is true. More guns make people less safe, they insist.
Okay then, set an example for the rest of us. Prove the theory. No more guns in the White House. Keep the Secret Service, but take away their firearms. That way, Biden will be much safer.
Right?
If libs actually believe their own gun-control rhetoric, there should be no counterargument. Guns are intrinsically evil, so nobody should carry them anywhere near the president.
And that’s where the lie collapses on itself. Nobody is stupid or crazy enough to believe disarming the Secret Service would make the president more safe. Getting rid of his armed security would be tantamount to suicide.
If the president of the United States has the right to protect his own life with as many guns as it takes, why don’t the rest of us? Either the United States Constitution applies to all Americans or it doesn’t. Which is it?
Hello? Anybody? I just want one lib to answer any of these questions. Tell us why we should be defenseless against attackers, but our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters get to have as many guns as they want.
But this is all you hear:
Cowards.
Ants use pheromones to reassure each other that they’re not a threat. “I belong here,” the signal says. “I’m not an intruder. I’m one of you. Don’t kill me.”
The lib hive-mind does the same thing, except instead of pheromones, they use pronouns. And gun-control rhetoric. And other lefty nonsense. They want to survive, right? They wouldn’t want to get torn apart by their fellow drones.
Even when it makes them say really dumb things:
The answer, of course, is that it would be wrong. It’s wrong to kill innocent people, whether you use a scalpel or a gun or any other weapon. We’re not the hypocrites here. We’re not the ones clamoring to kill babies while trying to disarm law-abiding people. We’re entirely consistent on this point, and they’re not.
The addlebrained Ms. Ioffe just managed to make a solid anti-abortion argument without realizing it. Which is why she deleted it before her fellow ants got angry. But we’ll remember.
Stephen “Not the Trump Guy” Miller has one of the few podcasts I listen to, and in his latest episode, he makes a great point: The Uvalde school shooter was stopped by a Border Patrol agent, and now Biden can’t praise the man’s heroism or the Squad will go after him. Biden will lie about the Border Patrol whipping illegal aliens, but he won’t recognize the guy who risked his life to take down a mass murderer.
I’m just glad I didn’t vote for Biden.
Hunter’s laptop continues to not be fake:
This is why the Democratic Party, the mainstream media, and Silicon Valley teamed up before the 2020 election to suppress this story at all costs. They knew it could scuttle Joe Biden’s presidential hopes, and they hated Trump so much that they would tell any lie and suppress any truth. If you ever trust any of them again, you’re a fool.
Ahhh, communists. They’re so adorable.
A cappuccino commie, running an anti-capitalist cafe with $5 lattes and $30 tote bags. Delicious!
If this idiot believed what he’s saying, everything in his shop would be free. And he wouldn’t call the cops if somebody broke all his windows and ransacked the place for perpetuating the system he claims to oppose.
Ray Liotta, R.I.P.
Everybody’s talking about Goodfellas and Something Wild and Field of Dreams, but my first thought was how he was the only good thing about The Many Saints of Newark, the pointless and depressing prequel to The Sopranos. Liotta played two characters, twin brothers. One was a typical Hollywood mob guy, the other an atypical one. I liked the other guy a lot better.
Liotta is so great in this scene. He obviously doesn’t believe a word out of that murdering prick’s mouth, but he doesn’t need to say so. It’s all in the eyes. The tone of his voice. Masterful.
Ray Liotta was usually better than his material, particularly in his later years. Just a terrific actor. God rest his soul.
TGIF, and thanks for reading.
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The reason I ofttimes wax humorous is because it's a defense against the rage that can creep up on me when I am confronted by the disingenuous "arguments" offered by the left supporting their sanctimony as caring people. (As opposed to the cavemen that believe in Natural Law and inherent rights.)
This comes to a frothing head over the gun issue. Wow. I can't even make a snide crack about this whole thing. Standing on the still-bleeding bodies of 19 children to make political hay. Ugh. Time for my blood-pressure medicine.
You're too old to be making light of uneventful bowel movements. Just sayin' ....