PETA Milks Starbucks for Attention
They won't be cowed
We all know PETA is a bunch of stupid, overprivileged lunatics who hate humanity, but… well, there’s no “but.” That’s just how it is.
Here’s the latest moronic campaign from these trust-fund imbeciles:
You can watch the video of these narcissists if you want. It doesn’t get any smarter or saner.
Okay, I guess I can understand if you have ethical objections to milk production, but the “END VEGAN MILK UPCHARGE” t-shirt is just hilarious. Oh no! Vegans have to pay more for a product that costs more to make? Why is Starbucks forcing them to go there in the first place? Who wouldn’t superglue their hand to a cafe counter to protest such a horrifying injustice?
First, a business offers an alternative product for people who can’t or won’t use the one everybody else uses. Then that alternative product magically transforms into a human right. It’s miraculous.
If you don’t want to drink milk, don’t. Congratulations on your brave ethical stance. But it’s going to cost you more for “vegan milk” — which is just processed almonds or oats or soybeans or whatever — because that’s how reality works. Now get the hell out of the way and let the actual paying customers make their own choices, you stupid children.