Meghan Markle Has Succeeded Beyond George Washington's Wildest Dreams
She's an American hero and I'm sick of pretending she isn't
You may have heard that Prince Harry has officially renounced his British citizenship and declared the United States as his primary residence.
The “spare” knows when he’s not wanted.
But did you know this was secretly Meghan Markle’s job all along? It took almost 250 years, but America has finally destroyed the British Royal Family.
Here’s what I wrote about it back in March 2021…
God Bless America, and God Bless Meghan Markle
Yes, yes, I know. I’m well aware of how I’m supposed to feel about Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex and veteran of some USA Network Original Series about lawyers or something.
I can hear you screaming:
“She’s a liar! She’s a diva! She’s a gold-digger! She’s just using those poor, poor royals as a stepping stone! She should be grateful for what she has, instead of whining about how racist her in-laws are!”
All of that is true.
And here’s something else that’s true: Meghan Markle has done more to disrupt the British monarchy than George Washington ever could’ve dreamed.
If you’re not a student of history, here’s a quick recap:
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