Mayor Pete Was Making the FAA System "More Inclusive" When It Crashed

A diverse array of people got screwed over

Pete Buttigieg has many, many, many accomplishments, as we all know. But perhaps his most impressive feat is shattering the stereotype that gay people are necessarily interesting. He’s so dull, even the most virulent homophobe might forget the guy has a husband at home.

I don’t know why anybody would build an android with a sexual preference, but Mayor Pete is almost lifelike at times. Just look at that lil’ robot go: