Libs Wish Trump Was Still President

They miss him so much, they don't know what to do without him

Now that the leader of the Democratic Party is screwing everything up yet again, it’s time for Joe Biden’s miserable underlings and lickspittles to do the only thing they can do: make excuses for him.

Here’s an odd one, from a guy who imagines himself to be smarter than you:

Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence

Is Putin smart? What would make him smart? His (weak) education? Competition in the Russian marketplace of ideas? Colleagues & Russian experts who challenge his thinking? Has he had any valuable learning experiences anywhere in the world?

So it doesn’t matter because Putin is dumb? Well, he doesn’t need to be all that smart. He just needs to be smarter than people like Scary Larry here.

Will a mugger stop beating you up if you demand to see his diploma? ]

And here’s a line of defense that’s quickly forming up among our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters:

Stephen King @StephenKing

Mr. Putin has made a serious miscalculation. He forgot he's no longer dealing with Trump.

We all know Mr. King isn’t very good at building a coherent plot, but how is this one supposed to work? If Trump is in Putin’s pocket, then why didn’t Putin invade Ukraine while Trump was president? Wouldn’t that have been the time to strike? Why did he wait for the strong, decisive leadership of President Joseph Robinette Biden?

Mr. King’s books rarely have satisfying endings. They just sort of stop when he gets tired of thinking about it. This is also his approach to geopolitical theory.

Libs miss Trump so much. They don’t know what to do without him. Now they’re even blaming him for bad stuff that didn’t happen while he was in office. How else are they supposed to defend this other disastrous old man?