Libs Are Trying to Speedrun the Last Four Years

They knew

In the world of video games, “speedrunning” is a hobby devoted to finishing a game as quickly as possible. A lot of modern games might take the average player dozens of hours to finish, but speedrunners figure out how to get through the whole thing in mere minutes. This involves finding glitches in the program and “sequence breaking,” or bypassing obstacles the game normally puts in the player’s way.

I don’t really understand it, but humans are experts at taking pointless behavior and turning it into a competition. (See also: Cricket)

Something similar is happening right now with Joe Biden’s cognitive decline. Except the only glitch is in the libs’ brains, and the only obstacle is their own lack of curiosity about anything that might keep them from getting the electoral result they want.