Kamala's Husband Proves He's Probably Not Gay

A pregnant nanny will do that

Dear reader, nobody gets it right 100% of the time.

For example: Recently, potential First Gentleman Doug Emhoff told us he found out Biden was dropping out of the presidential race while hanging out in a West Hollywood park with his gay friends after a SoulCycle class.

That’s where Emhoff was, I mean. Not Joe. Probably.

Here’s how I responded to this news:

Yes, it was a joke. If they can make up stuff about J.D. Vance banging a couch, I can make jokes about the VP’s husband enjoying show tunes.

But it’s also not true.

Probably?