Kamala Says "Return on Investment" Over and Over

That's how you know it's working

Hey, have you heard that Kamala 2024 is all about joy? Yeah, her message is joy. You should vote for her because of joy.

What does that mean? I have no idea. But these guys wouldn’t lie to you!

Yay, she’s bringing back the joy!

You probably shouldn’t worry so much about what in the world they’re talking about, or where this alleged joy has been for the last three and a half years she’s been in office, or any of that jazz. Team Kamala has only 78 days to drag this woman across the finish line, and they don’t have time for any of your pesky logic or rationality.

It’s those damn Republicans, always remembering stuff.

See, the Dems are trying to turn Kamala’s chronic bursts of nervous laughter into an asset. “The bad guys tell you she giggles uncontrollably because she’s nervous and out of her depth. But that ain’t it. She’s just so filled with joy, you guys!”

What else can the campaign do at this point? It’s not as if they can sell her policies to us.

She certainly can’t. Here’s what happened when her staff finally allowed her to try: