Kamala Reaches Out to the Young People
How d'ya do, fellow kids?
Great news: Kamala Harris is doing something or other!
As you may remember, Joe Biden dropped out of the 2024 presidential race after his handlers allowed him to participate in a live televised debate, where they couldn’t edit his blank stares and disjointed yammering into some semblance of a coherent message. Given the option of finding a more suitable candidate for office, instead they pushed Biden’s vice president into the race and she failed spectacularly.
Now her old campaign account on Twitter is being repurposed into… whatever this is?
Yes, the new handle is “headquarters_67.” That’s the name of the latest inexplicable Gen Z meme: 6-7. As well as Kamala’s IQ.
You really need to see her in action. Here she is, with the same jittery, off-putting energy that got her within a heartbeat of the Oval Office and no further:
Once again, Kamala delivers on the details.
Something to do with young people, apparently? Fans of 30 Rock will recognize this strategy:
“How d’ya do, fellow Gen Z progressives? Enjoy your fun new content hub, whatever that even is!” If this doesn’t win the youth vote back from Trump, I don’t know what will.
Good luck to Kamala 2028. Obviously, 107 days wasn’t enough time to slap together a campaign, maybe she’ll do better with 107 weeks.
I’m not cheering about the Washington Post laying off one-third of its staff, but I’m not exactly moved to tears either. Especially since it means even more leftist hacks will now jump from their mainstream media gigs to Substack, making it even harder for me to scrape together a living.
It’s really bad, folks. Did you know that we just witnessed a murder?
