Justice for Juicy!

The real attackers are still out there

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After all, why pay me to write for you every day when you can just read my free posts? So I go broke and need to get a real job and then you can’t read me anymore. That makes more sense.

You’re probably better off, though. This sort of high-level discussion would be way over your head anyway. Too many big words. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you didn’t measure up.