Israel Kicks Hezbollah in the Nuts

Literally

What do you say to a terrorist with no balls?
Nothing you haven’t already paged him about!

I don’t like terrorists, and I don’t like people who make excuses for terrorists.

The creeps who applaud the killing of innocent people for political reasons are as morally bereft as the ones doing the actual killing. If you’re in the street chanting, “From the river to the sea,” I have no sympathy for you.

But hey, at least Hezbollah didn’t give you a pager!

Earlier this year, Hezbollah stopped using cellphones because they thought Israel had penetrated their network. They switched to pagers, which they thought was very clever.

Hey, these guys are stuck in the 7th Century, so it’s no big deal to go back to the ‘90s.

Well, somehow Israel got ahold of the batch of pagers that these miserable terrorists bought, and fiddled with ‘em a bit. And yesterday, at 3:30 in the afternoon, this happened: