
Do you actually believe your dog is a good boy or girl? The most pwecious widdle fing in the whole wide world?
WRONG!!!
Just like everything else that makes your life more tolerable, it turns out dogs are bad for the planet. Because if something makes you happy, there’s always a miserable, misanthropic scientist somewhere just waiting to tell you why you should be ashamed of yourself.
Get ready to have your nose rubbed in it!