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IRS Wants Agents "Willing to Use Deadly Force"

IRS Wants Agents "Willing to Use Deadly Force"

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The Democrats are massively expanding the Internal Revenue Service, which is great news for Americans who like paying taxes. Hey, the American Revolution was a long time ago, get over it.

And if you don’t like it, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters have ways of dealing with you commoners:

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The IRS is hiring new special agents! Requirements include working min “50 hours per week, which may include irregular hours, and be on-call 24/7, including holidays and weekends” and “Carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force, if necessary.” jobs.irs.gov/resources/job-…
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Deadly force, huh? Life-threatening situations? Dangerous assignments? It really makes you wonder what these guys are planning.

Or at least that’s what the job listing used to say. The IRS took it down after somebody noticed:

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The IRS deleted a job posting seeking a Special Agent "willing to use deadly force" amid scrutiny surrounding the Democrat-backed budget increasing the size of the agency. | by @DianaGlebova
nationalreview.comIRS Deletes Job Posting Seeking Applicants Willing to ‘Use Deadly Force’ | National ReviewThe deletion came amid renewed scrutiny of the IRS in response to a Democrat-backed spending bill that would double the size of the agency.
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Guess they wanted it to be a surprise?

Between skyrocketing inflation and a looming IRS crackdown, things are looking up for fans of big government crushing the peasantry. King George III lives.

But every crisis also contains an opportunity. Just look at the current crime wave sweeping American cities. We’ve got all these guys running around holding people up at gunpoint and making them empty their pockets. Why not turn those muggers into IRS agents? It’s the exact same job!

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