IRS Wants Agents "Willing to Use Deadly Force"
Tax Man Attacks Man
The Democrats are massively expanding the Internal Revenue Service, which is great news for Americans who like paying taxes. Hey, the American Revolution was a long time ago, get over it.
And if you don’t like it, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters have ways of dealing with you commoners:
Deadly force, huh? Life-threatening situations? Dangerous assignments? It really makes you wonder what these guys are planning.
Or at least that’s what the job listing used to say. The IRS took it down after somebody noticed:
Guess they wanted it to be a surprise?
Between skyrocketing inflation and a looming IRS crackdown, things are looking up for fans of big government crushing the peasantry. King George III lives.
But every crisis also contains an opportunity. Just look at the current crime wave sweeping American cities. We’ve got all these guys running around holding people up at gunpoint and making them empty their pockets. Why not turn those muggers into IRS agents? It’s the exact same job!