If Hunter Biden Didn't Want Anybody to See His Penis, Why Did He Take So Many Pictures of It?

Blame the cocaine he didn't drop in the White House

It’s the golden rule of the internet: If you don’t want an embarrassing picture to get passed around by the whole world, don’t take the picture. Don’t give anybody anything to gawk at. It’s the only way to be sure.

That’s one reason I choose not to show off my Adonis-like face and finely chiseled physique. (Picture Michaelangelo’s David, but better endowed.) I am not just a piece of meat. I mean, I am, but I’m not just that.

And I’m barely even a public figure. I’m not even internet-famous, let alone famous-famous. Actual celebrities need to be even more careful.

We all know who hasn’t been very careful, don’t we?