Here Are Some Fake Pictures of Justin Trudeau Doing Actual Jobs

It'll never happen

BREAKING: Something interesting just happened in Canada, even though it’s Canada.

Apparently, Justin Trudeau just lost his deputy prime minister because she doesn’t like Trump or something, and a bunch of Canadians are yelling at him. He might even quit?

With apologies to the late, great Norm Macdonald: The second-worst job in the world is prime minister of Canada. The worst job? Deputy prime minister of Canada.

If there’s one thing that matters less than who the prime minister of Canada is, it’s which job Justin Trudeau will do next. His wealth and privilege will protect him, no matter what.

But wouldn’t it be funny if he was strapped for cash right now and needed to take any jobs he could get? What might that look like?