Happy January 6 to Those Who Celebrate
It’s January 6, and you know what that means: It’s time to say goodbye to the longtime leader of America’s Hat!
Wait, wrong clip. Sorta.
Okay. Bye, I guess. Take off, hoser? I’m not sure what I’m supposed to say here.
I have no idea why he’s doing this or what it means, because I’m an American. But I do know there’s never been a better time to invade those Canucks and take their oil. Do they have oil? Either way, it’s the right thing to do.
On his first day back in office, Donald Trump must declare Canada our 51st state. Make Canada American At Last!
It’ll save Justin a trip.
Meanwhile, down here in the first world…