Don Lemon Undergoes "Formal Training" to Stop Being a Woman-Hating Sexist
When life hands you a Lemon...
I’ve never seen CNN’s new morning show because 1) It’s on CNN, and 2) It involves Don Lemon talking. But I know Kaitlan Collins a little bit (we worked together at the Daily Caller, a part of her résumé she seems embarrassed about), so I haven’t bashed the show too much.
When the news broke that Lemon was verbally abusing Collins behind the scenes, I hoped CNN would fire him. No such luck.
Then Lemon opened his big dumb yap and this happened:
Archie Bunker is alive and well!
Lemon has been off the air since then, and I’m sure his co-hosts are glad for the break. It won’t last, though:
Formal training? What, Arthur Murray?
Lemon has been a good soldier for the Democratic Party, so it’s no wonder they’re forgiving him for saying what he really thinks about women. And of course, CNN doesn’t want to give Nikki Haley a victory, because she’s a Republican. All their supposed values go out the window when their power is threatened.
This might be the funniest part of the scandal so far:
You know you screwed up when George Santos can plausibly claim moral superiority.
I’m trying to imagine what would’ve happened if, say, Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity had said what Lemon said. It’s the sort of thing libs expect them to say, right? For one thing, a lot more people would’ve seen it. But I wonder if they would’ve gotten away with just a week’s paid vacation?
Just look how much it took for CNN to fire Lemon’s dumb pal Chris Cuomo. Lemon will be fine. The boys’ club protects its own.
Speaking of gay guys who hate women…
Trannies are pissed off about the Harry Potter game because J. K. Rowling knows how chromosomes work. Nonetheless, the game is breaking sales records, which is very transphobic.
Instead, you should play this transphilic game:
The game is called Terfenstein 3D, a combination of the classic game Wolfenstein 3D and the tranny slur “terf.” If you don’t know what that means because you’re a normal person, it stands for “trans-exclusionary radical feminist.” In other words, any woman who understands human biology is considered a terf. And this guy wants to kill them all.
In other tranny news:
Did you catch that? This doctor says cutting off a little boy’s penis and testicles because he plays with dolls is just like taking Viagra or drinking a protein shake or getting a haircut.
Duh.
Mental health issues are very serious and you should be aware of how dangerous they can be, unless the sufferer is trans, in which case you need to shut your damn mouth, bigot.
Programming Note: I don’t know who actually cares, but I’m going to start relaxing some of my self-imposed rules regarding this newsletter. When I started this thing a couple years ago, I gave myself a noon deadline every weekday and a word count of at least 1,000 words. Newsletter goals. And except for a day or two here and there, that’s been consistent.
I’ve proven to myself that I can do it, so now I’m going to ease up on it a bit. You might not get the email exactly at noon, and it might not be 1,000 words. It’s done when it’s done, with maybe not so much filler to hit word count. Unless you haven’t noticed any filler, in which case I’m just kidding about that part.
There’s a good reason I’m messing with the formula, and I’ll tell you about it as soon as I can. I really, really want to talk about it! But I can’t yet. Just don’t panic if there’s no newsletter precisely at noon.
If it still stinks, that’s all on me.
They should fire him.
Treacher Lite: same great snark, less filler. Bring it on! As long as we still keep getting gems like, "For one thing, a lot more people would’ve seen it. "
At first I thought Dr. Julia was trolling the pro-mutilation crowd, showing where their absurdum reductios to. But no, I guess she really means it. Yikes.