Designer Claims Sam Brinton Stole Her Custom-Made Clothes
Gives new meaning to the term "fashion victim"
Editor’s Note: Sam Brinton identifies as non-binary and prefers “they” pronouns. Unfortunately for him, this newsletter prefers basic human biology and refuses to cater to the whims of lunatics.
Until a few months ago, most people didn’t know there was even such a title as “deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.” Now everybody knows about Sam Brinton, the crazy nuclear engineer with a shaved head, mustache, and bright red lipstick, who got busted twice for stealing ladies’ luggage from airports and then swanning around in their clothes.
As I noted at the time, if Brinton got caught twice, that means he’s done it a bunch more times. And once again, I was right!