Yesterday Patrick Wojahn, the mayor of College Park, Maryland, was arrested on 56 counts of child pornography. And you know how you can tell he’s a Democrat? Because his political affiliation isn’t in any of the headlines. Hell, it isn’t even in most of the “news” stories. The journos all want this to go away very quickly. They’ll report that it happened, but they don’t want to tell you how it reflects on their team.
And it certainly doesn’t reflect well:
According to Wojahn’s own social media, he and Buttigieg are pretty, um, tight:
I cannot wait to see how Mayor Pete lies about this. Remember when Barack Obama said William Ayers was just “a guy around the neighborhood”? It’ll be something like that.
And Pete isn’t the only Red with a red face today:
Do you suppose Perez is feeling much pride today?
Libs love guilt by association, right up until one of their own gets in trouble. A lot of people want Buttigieg to run for president, so they’ll make any excuse they can, no matter how ridiculous. What else are they supposed to do, tell the truth? They’re Democrats!
When Republicans send people to the Democratic Party, they’re not sending their best:
Yep, you can have him, Dems.
Rules are like scales. They were made for Cori Bush to break.
Biological reality is now verboten:
Presumably trannies are mad that somebody said women have babies? I mean, it’s just scientific fact. Even professional athletes can understand it.
This must be what Kamala’s wife has been talking about:
He doesn’t need to worry about it, because Kamala keeps his toxic masculinity in her purse. Still in its original bag. See, the joke is that he’s been emasculated.
If you’re at CPAC and you want to buy me a drink, here are two things to keep in mind:
I’m five years sober
I’m not at CPAC
You’re probably not watching this season of Star Trek: Picard because the first two were so awful, right? Well, you’re missing out. The new showrunner, Terry Matalas, really knows what he’s doing. He knows Star Trek, and he knows how to craft an episode of television. (Michael Chabon has a Pulitzer, a Hugo, a Nebula, and even an O. Henry Award, but he can’t make good TV and he’s apparently forgotten every single episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.)
I’m not ready to say this season is as good as Trek flicks like The Wrath of Khan and The Undiscovered Country, but it’s a lot closer to those classics than it is to “Picard is now an elderly android who will die in a few years anyway, for no reason that makes any sense.”
In fact, if not for that bizarre “robot Picard” story choice — which is referred to offhand throughout the first three episodes of this season — you could skip right from the last episode of TNG to this season. Forget the dreadful TNG feature films, forget the first 20 awful episodes of this show, and just come in fresh. It’s 30 years later, and Picard is back. That’s all you need to know.
Heck, even these hackfrauds liked it!
Alright, guys, bear with me just a little longer. All will be revealed soon.
"Pete-ophile" ha your turns of phrase earn you a like every post.
Treacher must be getting a day job so he can slave away at night to get his substack out the next morning!