Deadpool & Wolverine & Big Bags of Money

Mostly the latter

Deadpool & Wolverine is basically critic-proof.

Any gripe you can imagine is already in the “script.” This movie knows exactly what it is, exactly why some people will hate it, and — most importantly — exactly why it doesn’t matter.

Let’s start with Criticism #1: “They’re just digging up Logan’s corpse and exploiting it for a few cheap laughs and a bunch of expensive CGI!”

Well, now, hang on a second, because…