Deadbeat Dad Hunter Biden Abandoned the Mother of Joe’s Seventh Grandchild

What did that little girl ever do to anybody?

While the whole world is focused on Donald Trump’s latest fiasco, here’s a timely reminder that the Biden family is no better and arguably worse.

Alana Goodman, Washington Free Beacon:

For months in 2018, a very pregnant Lunden Alexis Roberts was unable to reach Hunter Biden, the father of her soon-to-be-born daughter. He screened her calls. He ignored her messages. Six weeks after their daughter’s birth, she tried one more time.

“In hopes that you even read this- Baby was born Aug 28. Beautiful & Healthy,” she wrote in a text on Oct. 16, 2018. “If you ever become curious and want to know more I can send pictures, details, or whatever you may request.”

Hunter Biden didn’t request anything. He never even responded.

This is why Democrats are so keen on abortion. It’s not about “women’s rights.” It’s about destroying the evidence of their philandering. The whole Biden family would’ve preferred to kill that child and leave her in a dumpster.

Joe Biden plays the Kindly Grandpa role, muttering about how “they’re all our children,” but he won’t even acknowledge the existence of his own granddaughter. It’s the greatest shame of his presidency, if not his entire life.

That little girl hasn’t done anything wrong. She’s been shunned by her family just for existing.

But if you haven’t figured out Biden is a hollow fraud by now, no amount of evidence will prove it to you.

At least Joe has a valid excuse now. He can’t even remember what he had for breakfast, let alone all the grandchildren his worthless crackhead son has sired. What a repulsive joke of a First Family.

Hunter has been ordered back into an Arkansas court next month to answer charges of contempt of court. I hope they lock up that deadbeat. If we’re going to start jailing these guys, might as well sweep the decks. Fair’s fair.

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