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Well, today’s the day. The good news is that Joe Biden finally left the office he barely even knew he had. The bad news is that we’re entering four more years of journalists and their fellow Democrats screaming about every single thing Donald Trump says and does.

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One of the weirdest liberal panics is the idea that Trump will put gay people — sorry, the LBGTQ+ community — in concentration camps or something.

Why didn’t he do it the first time? What has he ever said or done to indicate this is one of his goals? Unknown. But that’s the power of faith for ya. The strongest evidence is the lack of evidence.

Perhaps as a form of rapprochement to those worried Americans, last night Trump actually performed with the Village People.

Either MAGA now stands for Make America Gay Again, or he just turned the Village People heterosexual.

(Or, they looked at their royalty statements over the past year and said, “Thank you.”)

Just last year the band demanded Trump cease and desist from using their music. Now they’re dancing with him. It’s a whole new ballgame.

The same goes for Snoop Dogg. He also performed for Trump the other day, but eight years ago he “joked” about wanting to shoot the guy.

WARNING: VERY NAUGHTY LANGUAGE

Well, that was then and this is now. When I was a kid, I thought amnesia was caused by Gilligan dropping a coconut on the Skipper’s head. Now I know the most common cause of amnesia is politics.

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Speaking of amnesia… I was just speaking about it a minute ago. Don’t you remember?

Joe doesn’t remember saying this four years ago, not that it would matter if he did:

Stupid Jake Tapper: President Trump is reportedly considering a wave of preemptive pardons. Does this concern you? All these preemptive pardons?

Biden: Well, it concerns me in terms of what kind of precedent it sets, and how the rest of the world looks at us as a nation of laws and justice. You’re not gonna see, in our administration, that kind of approach to pardons. Nor are you gonna see, in our administration, the approach to making policy by tweets. It’s gonna be a totally different way in which we approach the justice system.

Whoops!

Of course, the last days of the Biden administration have been marked by both preemptive pardons and policy-making by tweets. Whoever is running POTUS’ Twitter account has now ruled by fiat that there’s a 28th Amendment, and has also issued blanket preemptive pardons for pretty much anybody Trump might ever want to target.

It’s highly doubtful that Joe has any idea this is going on, or even what his own name is. He’s been out to lunch for his entire presidency.

And Democrats are just fine with it, all of it, because they don’t actually care about “executive overreach” or any of the things they profess to care about. All their crying and screaming about “norms” was caca del toro, and they know you know that, and they don’t care. They just want to accrue power and use it to punish their enemies.

Now the shoe is on the other foot. Let the caterwauling begin.

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Severance Spoiler

Okay, so “Helly” is actually Helena now, right? Somehow Lumon figured out how to reintegrate her, or they just turned off the brain-switch thingy in the elevator, and now an outie is undercover amongst the innies. That’s why she lied about what she saw during the Overtime Contingency Protocol, right?

We also know, thanks to that Keanu-narrated corporate video they had to watch, that the Macrodata Refiners were all under constant surveillance. So Helena knows everything Helly and Mark said and did.

I also don’t trust the five-month timeline Lumon gave Mark, or that they’re all world-famous now, or anything else Lumon has told him. So far, we’ve only seen the fallout from inside the severed floor. Let’s hope we get the real scoop sooner rather than later.

If none of that made sense, you need to start watching this show!

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